Privacy Policy for Automation

Last Updated: March 29, 2026

Welcome to the Privacy Policy for Automation. Since Google's automated overlords-who surely enjoy reading my prose as much as I enjoy writing it-insist that I explain how I handle the data I don't actually collect, here we are.

I've written this myself, but since I'm likely being reviewed by an AI, I figured I'd use a "fellow bot" to help me ensure I'm checking every single redundant box required to exist on the Play Store.

1. Data Collection (Or Lack Thereof)

I do not collect your data. I don't want it. I don't have a giant vault to store it in, nor do I have the desire to sell your digital soul to the highest bidder. However, to satisfy the requirement of declaring "how" I collect data:

• Personal Information: I don't collect it.
• Location Data: Even if you define locations in your configuration file, that stays on your device. I don't follow you home.
• Device IDs: Not interested.

2. Permissions and RAM

Automation requires extensive permissions to actually, you know, automate things.

• The RAM Trap: Most of the data the app interacts with lives in the RAM. This means when you close the app or your phone dies, that data vanishes into the digital void. It's the ultimate "self-destruct" privacy feature.
• Local Storage: If the app writes anything permanently, it's a configuration file saved strictly on your device. It doesn't leave your phone unless you specifically go out of your way to make it do so.

3. Health Data (The "Are You Serious?" Clause)

Google requires a specific mention of health data. Automation is an automation tool; it is not a doctor, a fitness tracker, or a pulse monitor.

• I do not collect, process, or store your heart rate, your sleep cycles, or how many steps you took while ignoring your notifications.
• The app couldn't tell the difference between a high-intensity workout and a sandwich if its code depended on it.

4. Server Interactions

I do own a server. However, Automation is extremely shy.

• The app only talks to my server if you explicitly opt-in to check for updates or news.
• Even then, it's a one-way street: the app asks my server "What's new?" and my server answers. It doesn't send your life story back to me in exchange.

5. Data Retention and Deletion

Since I don't collect your data, I have nothing to retain. Consequently, there is nothing for me to delete. If you want your data gone, delete the configuration file off your phone or uninstall the app. Poof. Magic.

6. Third-Party Sharing

I don't share your data with third parties because-and I feel like I'm repeating myself here-I don't have your data. If a third party asked me for your information, I would have to give them a shrug and a blank stare.

7. Changes to This Policy

I reserve the right to update this policy if the AI-reviewers decide they need more paragraphs about things the app doesn't do.

Contact Me

If you actually have questions about this, you can contact me, but I promise the answer is still "the app doesn't send me anything."